coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

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souleaterevansdeathscythe:

xdominoe:

loki-is-our-god:

castiel-homo-of-the-lord:

vorticity007:

zombieirish:

-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

-Dialing 42 42 564

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albionblogger:

If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.

I don’t even think acting was required.

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vagisodium:

who deflated this dog

When someone calls me attractive 

(Source: josholdridge, via ph0king)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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berks-dragon-trainer:

probablyharrison:

onlyhestandsthere:

T for tender

he opens the door on the fucking hinges side

Oh, you thought this was gonna be a black and white depressing post, didn’t you?

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